Saturated Fat: Racheal Ray
You can’t turn on the TV these days without being subjected to Rachael Ray’s heinous, chubby-cheeked grin and cigarette ravaged voice. You can see her trademark cocked eyebrow on the Food Network, her own syndicated talk show, and those horrible Dunkin Donuts commercials. She’s really saturating the market with her excruciating personality.
From her over the top gesticulations to her affected working class accent and lame catch phrases (”Delish!”), this quote-unquote chef really has a knack for serving up unhealthy portions of annoying. Judging by this active hate site, I’m not the only one that’s being irritated.
The executives who unleashed this monster on us poor, defenseless consumers probably did so knowing full well that she’d get under our skin too. I wouldn’t be surprised to discover she’s not even human - just some sort of robot with a pig brain they constructed for the sole purpose of pushing Joe Blow’s buttons. I picture her being stuffed in a closet at night and switched on every morning at 6AM. No real person could be this annoying.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
I hate this pig. I heard her marriage was in jeopardy a few months back because her husband has fetishes she can’t handle. I guess he’s into urinating and being spat upon. She’s also needs to increase her cup size if she wants to be taken seriously. Her tits are way too small.
April 15th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Rachael Ray was that annoying bitch in high school that wouldn’t shut up during house parties. She insisted on being “one of the guys” and tried to drink every man under the table. She’d always end up losing making a total dolt out of herself but for some odd reason you always managed to end up banging her before the night was over.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
You banged Rachael Ray??? Sick! And by that I mean DISGUSTING!