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	<title>Hellivision</title>
	
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	<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 19:41:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Tonight’s Heroes Script Leaked!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 15:42:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Heroes]]></category>
<category>Heroes</category>
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I found this script for tonight&#8217;s episode of Heroes (&#8221;Dying of the Light&#8221;) online. It seems pretty legit.
&#8220;Hiro! Noooo!&#8221;
&#8220;Sylar&#8230;&#8221;
&#8220;But you&#8217;re dead!&#8221;
&#8220;Peter!&#8221;
&#8220;Nay-thaaaaaan!&#8221;
&#8220;Dad?&#8221;
&#8220;Claire!&#8221;
&#8220;Mom!&#8221;
&#8220;You may have raised my daughter but can you do this?&#8221;
&#8220;Parkman!&#8221;
&#8220;Suresh???&#8221;
&#8220;This guy has the ability to turn giraffes into anthrax spores. If he gets anywhere near a zoo, we&#8217;re done for&#8230;&#8221;
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		<title>NBC’s New Recycling Plan</title>
		<link>http://www.hellivision.com/nbcs-new-recycling-plan</link>
		<comments>http://www.hellivision.com/nbcs-new-recycling-plan#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 22:52:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hellivision</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Nostalgia]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[NBC]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[recycling]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m glad to see NBC taking a leadership role in recycling: Way Back Wednesdays. It&#8217;s actually a good idea, but kind of sad that they have to resort to airing old programs to get viewers. Is this a sign of the decline of Western culture? I think so. These days there&#8217;s far too much re-hashing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Microsoft Going Soft?</title>
		<link>http://www.hellivision.com/microsoft-going-soft</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 04:04:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hellivision</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Commercials]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Personalities]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Bill-Gates]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Larry-David]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Microsoft]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Seinfeld]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Vista]]></category>
<category>Bill-Gates</category><category>Larry-David</category><category>Microsoft</category><category>Seinfeld</category><category>Vista</category>
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooI7bCe4hVA

Microsoft&#8217;s latest TV ad is a horrendous waste of time and money—sort of like upgrading to Vista. In fact, Bill Gates and Microsoft seem intent on distracting us from their disappointing new OS by making a commercial that&#8217;s an even bigger letdown. That&#8217;s the only reasonable explanation as to why they&#8217;d approve such a pointless [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oreos, China &amp; World Hegemony</title>
		<link>http://www.hellivision.com/oreos-china-world-hegemony</link>
		<comments>http://www.hellivision.com/oreos-china-world-hegemony#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 23:18:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hellivision</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Commercials]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[China]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Oreos]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[world-hegemony]]></category>
<category>China</category><category>commercials</category><category>Oreos</category><category>world-hegemony</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the surface, this ad for Oreo cookies seems to be saying &#8220;Kid&#8217;s are the same the world over.&#8221; Closer study however reveals a more troubling message&#8230;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1pqbPi_Y20

At the beginning, an American girl boards a train in China. Looking around her foreign surroundings, she sees people eating noodles. Obviously not enthused about such local fare, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>As the Wrench Turns: Not Bad Enough</title>
		<link>http://www.hellivision.com/as-the-wrench-turns-not-bad-enough</link>
		<comments>http://www.hellivision.com/as-the-wrench-turns-not-bad-enough#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 15:18:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hellivision</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[PBS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Personalities]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[As-The-Wrench-Turns]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Car-Talk]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Cartoons]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Magliozzi-Brothers]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Tom-and-Ray]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had high, or should I say low (very low), hopes for Click &#38; Clack&#8217;s As the Wrench Turns. The Magliozzi brothers&#8217; Car Talk is an institution of American Radio and Tom and Ray are masters of corny, so-bad-it&#8217;s-good humor. But I guess their humor only works in an off-the-cuff, conversational way because this scripted [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rachael Ray: Lost Audio</title>
		<link>http://www.hellivision.com/rachael-ray-lost-audio</link>
		<comments>http://www.hellivision.com/rachael-ray-lost-audio#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 22:07:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hellivision</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Food Network]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Personalities]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Rachael-Ray]]></category>
<category>Rachael-Ray</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the most immature, sophomoric piece of comedy I&#8217;ve ever seen. I love it. It goes on way to long, but that&#8217;s part of its charm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb1hXigxUKM

Video produced by Boydlonafide.
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		<title>“Shady” Medical Advice</title>
		<link>http://www.hellivision.com/shady-medical-advice</link>
		<comments>http://www.hellivision.com/shady-medical-advice#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:01:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hellivision</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Commercials]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[faceless]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[shadow]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[shady]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[silhouette]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[stupid]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[symbicort]]></category>
<category>faceless</category><category>shadow</category><category>shady</category><category>silhouette</category><category>stupid</category><category>symbicort</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This commercial for Symbicort looks fantastic. The silhouette concept worked great for the iPod, so why not for asthma medication?
But do you really want medical advice from some faceless shadow lady? I don&#8217;t know about you, but I prefer to get medical advice from people with faces. Well, people with faces or WebMD.
Sometimes I wish [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PBS: Please Show Me What I Came to See</title>
		<link>http://www.hellivision.com/pbs-please-show-me-what-i-came-to-see</link>
		<comments>http://www.hellivision.com/pbs-please-show-me-what-i-came-to-see#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 04:37:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hellivision</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[PBS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[panhandling]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[pledge-drive]]></category>
<category>panhandling</category><category>PBS</category><category>pledge-drive</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I like PBS plenty. But I&#8217;m really getting sick of all the pledge drives they&#8217;ve been having over the last few years. It&#8217;s not the actual interruptions and begging that gets under my skin though, as much as the fact that more and more often, PBS channels are showing special programming [...]]]></description>
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		<title>One Flag Stereotyping</title>
		<link>http://www.hellivision.com/one-flag-stereotyping</link>
		<comments>http://www.hellivision.com/one-flag-stereotyping#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 00:48:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hellivision</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Commercials]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Six-Flags]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[stereotypes]]></category>
<category>commercials</category><category>Six-Flags</category><category>stereotypes</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPL6IIi5HeU

These Six Flags ads are pretty sad. It&#8217;s like they started off with the juicy idea of using a shouting Japanese guy stereotype, but then backed way off so as not to be offensive. Where&#8217;s the mangled English? Where&#8217;s the crashing gong?
Stereotypes should be pushed to the extreme, otherwise they just fall flat and you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ghost Adventures: Hardcore Paranormal</title>
		<link>http://www.hellivision.com/ghost-adventures-hardcore-paranormal</link>
		<comments>http://www.hellivision.com/ghost-adventures-hardcore-paranormal#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:07:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hellivision</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Documentaries]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Sci Fi]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[TAPS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Ghost-Adventures]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Ghost-Hunters]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[ghost-hunting]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[paranormal]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[The-Twilight-Zone]]></category>
<category>Ghost-Adventures</category><category>Ghost-Hunters</category><category>ghost-hunting</category><category>paranormal</category><category>sci-fi</category><category>The-Twilight-Zone</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cueHA0h10FY

When I started this dumb blog I figured there&#8217;d be tons of stuff to write about. So much of the programming on TV is horrible, you&#8217;d assume there&#8217;d be an endless supply of material, right? Oh not so, my bro&#8230; I&#8217;ve found that 90 percent of the stuff that sucks just plain sucks. There&#8217;s not [...]]]></description>
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