Dating Do’s and Doritos
If I were this kid’s tongue I’d be eager to escape too. It’s obvious that poor thing’s not going to be having any fun later on. Not only does the kid look like a young, homely version of Gary Shandling, but he compounds that costly error by eating Doritos on a date!
Hellivision Dating Rule #1: Don’t Eat Doritos
Maybe you can risk it if you’re hotter than your date, but I wouldn’t…unless you’ve determined they’re a dud and you want to repel them with Dorito breath (actually a lot more effective than some half-assed lie about calling them some time). I remember many an after-lunch walk down the school hallway stuck behind some bonehead who had visited the snack window and scarfed down a bag. Pewsus!
April 15th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
This commerical is dumb and not funny at all.
April 17th, 2008 at 12:39 am
I agree. Really dumb how it’s supposed to be a good thing that your tongue gets burned off. Like that’s what anybody looks for in a snack. Well, maybe losers who think the more painfully spicy the food they eat, the cooler they are. The same jerks who wear shorts in March just so they can say no to people who ask them if they’re cold.