Hellivision

This is the most immature, sophomoric piece of comedy I’ve ever seen. I love it. It goes on way to long, but that’s part of its charm.

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You can’t turn on the TV these days without being subjected to Rachael Ray’s heinous, chubby-cheeked grin and cigarette ravaged voice. You can see her trademark cocked eyebrow on the Food Network, her own syndicated talk show, and those horrible Dunkin Donuts commercials. She’s really saturating the market with her excruciating personality.

From her over the top gesticulations to her affected working class accent and lame catch phrases (”Delish!”), this quote-unquote chef really has a knack for serving up unhealthy portions of annoying. Judging by this active hate site, I’m not the only one that’s being irritated.

The executives who unleashed this monster on us poor, defenseless consumers probably did so knowing full well that she’d get under our skin too. I wouldn’t be surprised to discover she’s not even human - just some sort of robot with a pig brain they constructed for the sole purpose of pushing Joe Blow’s buttons. I picture her being stuffed in a closet at night and switched on every morning at 6AM. No real person could be this annoying.